Thursday, April 09, 2009

Thangs Have Changed in the White House...fo sho!


I shared the pictures above with mostly women expecting to only humor someone's day.
I guess I did that - but you know me...Mr. Too Damn Serious. Mr. Gotta Have a Discussion.
What came next:
I have been privy to several female discussions in person and on line where women still spread/acknowledge the following sentiment:
Size really does not matter that much.
However, I have noticed that there has been a major shift in that thinking/desire among women too:
Size does matter.
Okay, if sizes does not matter, why in the h*ll do women purchase and use HUGE fake ding-a-lings? I forgot what they are called until I Googled 'fake penis' and found:
Okay, if size does not matter, why are so many women within the confines of these revealing discussions disappointingly articulating that "it is too little for me"?
Also, with the overwhelming number of sex toy parties (items for sale) that are flooded with single women and married women who claim that they are using the old faithful (dildo, magic bullet, etc.) instead of sex-ing a man, brings me back to my known thought for years:
Men are not sexually satisfying women.
Hope I am doing my job: Slinging with help from:

14 comments:

Muata, The Shadow, The Black Rebel said...

Reader Response:

Shyt, I ain't mad at her. I caught an interview yesterday and the camera caught a full body shot of him sitting down. The brother gots some big foots...I see why Michelle is always smiling. That's all I'm saying.

-K

Muata, The Shadow, The Black Rebel said...

Reader response:

Personally....size does matter. I left a brother alone for this reason however when he asked me why I'm no longer interested, I lied and said somthing about me being too busy with work. I did not have the heart to tell him he's too little for me.


-PL

Muata, The Shadow, The Black Rebel said...

Reader response:

LOL!!! SIZE DOES MATTER! I'm not one to purchase a toy... they are not for me, however PL, I have experienced what you mentioned below and I had to keep it real with the brotha...he had the nerve to ask me how was it... I told him I was pissed... that was enough for him to know... LOL

-SR

Muata, The Shadow, The Black Rebel said...

Muata shares experience:

i decided to go to the computer lab and have this conversation with a few females. LORD. i tell ya. women ain't shy no mo about their feelings on d*ck size. one female said, "if it is small i am gone." one said, "men, want it (da cookie) to be TIGHT, so why can't we have thickness and length!" one said, "i am tired of pretending with my husband, what do i do?" her silly azz waited to have sex with her husband until marriage. one said, "if it is small ya best believe that she wanting a big one and once she get the big one she is gone!"

lord, i had to leave!

-Muata

Muata, The Shadow, The Black Rebel said...

Muata adds:

one female said that women will not admit it but the reason some females stay in bad relationships is because the penis is the right size and he knows how to "sling it". tell me that ain't so!!! getting cursed out but staying because the ding-a-ling works da magic. lord i can't stop laughing.

-Muata

Muata, The Shadow, The Black Rebel said...

Reader response:

SIZE matters.....................then again so does competence, hygeine, and willingness to please your partner. Brian you know the average woman has been trained to lie. Add that along with her natural manipulation skills Sherri broke the mold when she was honest!

-PM

Muata, The Shadow, The Black Rebel said...

Reader response:

I think size is relative. I know women who say that they can't handle a man who is too long because their vagina is too shallow. Others who don't like them too big because it feels like they are getting their are going to get a vital organ punctured. Some say they like it thick and wide but not skinny...just look at the multitude of dildos available I am surprised they can't make a mold of your insides and create the perfect fit for each individual...or can they? mmmmm ((thinking that is not a bad idea)).

If its hittin the spot then its the right size. If it ain't then let it go - especially if you are just in it for a good nut.

I am personally scared of any man that looks like he's got a third arm..

-RG

Muata, The Shadow, The Black Rebel said...

Reader Response:

Ok...you are funny! I will pray for you. :-)

I don't think that women purchase these toys because they are not being satisfied by there man. Most women do because they may not have a serious man in there life and don't want to be just sleeping around with every guy that comes along. You know how we tend to attach emotion to sex. Last but not least some women purchase the toys to add a little spice in the bedroom between her and her man.

I plead the 5th on the size issue! :-)

-AB

Muata, The Shadow, The Black Rebel said...

SR responds:

Oh well, I'm now the heartless female who crushed a man who wasn't able to take care of what he bragged and boasted about being able to take care of in the beginning. As stated before, just b/c he wasn't able to take care of me, doesn't mean that he will not be able to another woman to the clouds... should I call and apologize for telling him that he ticked me off... nope. He'll be fine...

-SR

Muata, The Shadow, The Black Rebel said...

PM responds:

Ladies,

Please be AWARE of the braggers and boasters!

-PM

Muata, The Shadow, The Black Rebel said...

Reader response:

Toys don't solve the dick issue just add to it. Clitoral stimulation will never
replace good ole hitting the g spot baby. Personally, I've never had a small dick, but I have had a few that seemed to have thought it learned all it needed to know about humping is sixth grade. Yikes.

-MP

Muata, The Shadow, The Black Rebel said...

Reader response:

I'm afraid my sentiments are in line with the rest of the ladies. Yes, size does matter. However, its not the length but rather the width and girth. I too have an affinity for fat one! But the art of sex doesn't end there. If you are not well endowed there are other things that can be done to "compensate" for that. Likewise, just because you possess a fat one, it doesn't automatically mean you are able to pleasure a woman. Men should explore that aspect instead of focusing ontheir "short"comings. :)

-MC

Muata, The Shadow, The Black Rebel said...

Muata shares:

I assume all the females, excluding SR (LOL), understands that MOST men, among other things e.g. financial standing, define themselves by how they make a woman feel during intercourse. They will not admit to it but i will:

A gauge of my prowness and manhood at one time was how I put it down. I got a lot of pride knowing that the female screaming with pleasure was caused by me. I was arrogantly enthralled at how I made some women c*m, and how many times was important too. I gave myself a pat on the back when and if I laid it down like a stud (watch out for the guy who drinks Guiness on a date. He trying to make sure he last and slings with authority. That's if he gets any. For me I just like the taste of the dark beer. LOL!). Of course, this was all psychological. I needed this boost to legitimize me as a man then. Also, this is what's taught in the 'male culture'. Size definitely mattered to us middle school boys when we had to take showers in the open. I remember a fella by the nick name buggar (the things that be up in ya nose). We harassed him because his penis was the size of an infants. He was dreadfully humiliated, and we were unrelenting so much so that he cried while taking a shower. I remember how fearful I was when I discovered that Coach Young would force us to take showers after gym class like that. I was a fraid Mr. Darker would be too small. Isn't that something: men grow up hoping to please da boys and girls with their D*CK size. That fella I just told you about ended up self conscious/poor self esteem in several areas e.g. weight and looks. To help him be "proud' of himself he started to sell drugs while in high school. He needed the rep! Ended up getting busted. Served fed time. After I thought about it: we (the humiliators) helped him with his fate: imprisoned! Wow!

I told ya a long time ago: FULL DISCLOSURE FROM ME!

-Muata

Muata, The Shadow, The Black Rebel said...

Reader response:

Okay, I've read all the responses and as for me and my circle of friends, SIZE DOES MATTER. Oh, don't get me wrong, he doesn't have to have a second arm or anything but it has to be the right size for me.

I once had a situation many years ago, dude was tall and fine - saw him getting out the shower and I had to do the double take, you know like what the *uck! Dude was as small as a baby, not hang whatsoever! And for those of you that know me, you know I told him. I said "you know you ain't getting none" his response was, "yeah I get that a lot" so dude knew he was small. Bottom line is you like what you like and you need what you need. You have to be honest with yourself, so if dude doesn't do it for you then move on, forcing it won't work.

-EJ